Laughter is the best medicine, even if your sore abs say differently. These jokes are perfect to pull out if someone is suffering from a case of "I can't get this move" blues, or as the perfect icebreaker to make a new friend. Try them out in your next class and see how many people you can get to laugh!
Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
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Them: Want to go work out? Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Them: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
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What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? The splits!
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What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there’s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance. She replied, "Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!" And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!"
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it, I had to join a self help group to stop. It's a TWO STEP program.
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco? He had noBODY to dance with.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year...
that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance.
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Chuck Norris has decided to take square dance lessons.
He's tired of tap dancing on peoples' faces.