Laughter is the best medicine, even if your sore abs say differently. These dance and fitness jokes are perfect to pull out if someone is suffering from a case of "I can't get this move" blues, or as the perfect icebreaker to make a new friend. Try them out in your next class and see how many people you can get to laugh!
A few of our favorite dance and fitness jokes
Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
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Them: Want to go work out? Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Them: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
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What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? The splits!
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What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there’s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance. She replied, "Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!" ​And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!"
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​I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. ​He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it, I had to join a self help group to stop. It's a TWO STEP program.
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco? He had noBODY to dance with.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year...
that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance.
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Why did the dancer break up with the choreographer?
They just weren't on the same beat.
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the gym?
It was two-tired!
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